1 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,845 Senators, I tell you... 2 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,344 Those who escape the claws of the lion 3 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,937 will be poisoned by the venom of the snake! 4 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,306 So many animals... 5 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,562 - He's not being literal. - What is it? 6 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,404 O Caesar... what do you mean 7 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,315 by "venom of the snake"? 8 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:19,639 And by "the claws of the lion"? - His classical references are really getting obscure... 9 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,325 The lion is the invincible power of Rome! 10 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,449 Like the claws of the hawk, it grips... 11 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,167 - There's a bird now? - Shh! 12 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,168 Like the claws of the hawk, 13 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,081 we tighten our grip on all continents, 14 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,417 except right here in armorica, 15 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,946 where a handful of indomitable gauls 16 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:40,090 still laugh at the imperial eagle. 17 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,217 Do you have a problem with an eagle? 18 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,458 These barbarians continue to refuse to become part of Rome? 19 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,973 So it is Rome that will go to them! 20 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,694 Uh... that's all? Now? 21 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:55,865 Yes, now. 22 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,608 This is our venom of the snake. 23 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,945 Their forests will give way to glorious buildings. 24 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,455 Surrounded by the Roman civilization, 25 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,867 they will have to adapt or disappear. 26 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,411 I have entrusted the construction 27 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:15,250 of our beautiful new city to the young architect squaronthehypotenus. 28 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,292 He has designed many modern buildings, 29 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,671 some of which have not fallen down. 30 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,800 Congratulations squaronthehypotenus! I love it. 31 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,517 What a beautiful little model! 32 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,304 Tell me, what do you call your glorious city? 33 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,669 - Well I thought of something... - But it wasn't very good. 34 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,308 Yes, it wasn't very good. 35 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,564 Do you have a suggestion, senator prospectus? 36 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,941 It should be a name that evokes Rome... 37 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,071 But which is not actually Rome. 38 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,786 - Rume. - Rume? 39 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,446 Well, it sounds like a bit like Rome. 40 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,574 I fear it might be confused with real Rome... 41 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,830 Exactly. So then, what do you think of... 42 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,294 The mansions of the gods! 43 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,205 The mansions of the gods? 44 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,585 I'm not sure... 45 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,091 Eh, it'll do I suppose. 46 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:18,818 Cuckoo! 47 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,314 This one's yours, obelix. 48 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,270 Obviously, I saw him first. 49 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,904 - Really? - Absolutely! 50 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,815 He's running from me, not you! 51 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,783 Really? You talked with him? 52 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,819 I saw the boar first! 53 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,322 Is your nose red? 54 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,954 Mr. asterix is essential 55 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,454 you're done talking, I hope? 56 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,168 I'm the fastest! 57 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,454 To eat them! 58 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,959 - This is mine! - I think not! 59 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,415 - Yes! - No! 60 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,055 Yes! 61 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,478 Obelix! 62 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,810 That boar... 63 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,480 1s mine! 64 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,236 That's not your boar! 65 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,971 What is that, by toutatis? 66 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:05,915 121 feet, 122, 123, 124, 125... Off, off! 67 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,791 126, 127, 68 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,667 and... 128 feet! 69 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,045 This is the first tree to be felled. 70 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,509 Aah! By vesta! Get this dog off of me!! 71 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,188 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 72 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,430 You shouldn't hurt the trees, Roman. 73 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,307 Dogmatix hates that. 74 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,651 Come on, dogmatix! You've had enough Roman for now. 75 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,655 Get out of here now! 76 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:34,534 This building site is strictly off-limits to the public. Clear? 77 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,710 I like romans without armour, 78 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,588 they make a more pleasing sound when they fall. 79 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:10,730 O vitalstatistix our chief, we need to talk to you! 80 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,948 He's in a meeting right now. Can I take a message? 81 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,202 I'm here. 82 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,703 What's going on? 83 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,752 The classic fish story, they're just not fresh... 84 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,244 What do you mean not fresh!? 85 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,743 I was answering a question! 86 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:25,879 So impolite. 87 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,122 We stumbled upon some romans in the forest. 88 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:31,716 - Romans with rope. - What kind of rope? 89 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,751 Special string, for feet. 90 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,672 They have some sort of building site, "off-limits to the public”. 91 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,515 Building site? 92 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,893 String, rope, feet, it doesn't sound too serious. 93 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,928 Right, back to the meeting! 94 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,563 We better keep an eye on this site. The romans might be up to something. 95 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,936 Hey, we're making a report! 96 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,521 You've finished your report! 97 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,452 It is intolerable that these moustached barbarians 98 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,078 could threaten Caesar's plans! 99 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,586 The gauls do not like us touching their forest. 100 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:12,718 Their forest? 101 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,800 Stop moving, please. 102 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,461 By juno, what are they thinking? 103 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,093 They think it's their home. That's the problem. 104 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,591 We'll force the gauls into civilization. 105 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,559 We're about to start full deforestation! 106 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,458 You'll have to do some degallicization first. 107 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,565 I'm counting on you for that. And I think... 108 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,978 - What is it, slave master? - Centurion, the slaves 109 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,354 are complaining of inactivity. 110 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,735 Civilization is temporarily suspended until 111 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,441 we begin work on degallicization. 112 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,078 - What? - What, "what"? - I didn't understand a word of that. 113 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,579 Whatever, just get out. 114 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,372 Squaronthehypotenus, to avoid the gauls we'll have to work at night. 115 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,337 Night! I'm not afraid of these gauls! 116 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,498 I think we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. 117 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,726 Centurion! My staff and I are confused. 118 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,012 Should we be pulling? 119 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,395 You need me to repeat it? You wait for my signal, then pull. 120 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,646 What is the signal again? 121 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,486 For the 30th time, it's when I lift my arm! Clear?! 122 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,737 I guess so. 123 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,407 What are we waiting for, by Jupiter? 124 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,235 What are we waiting for, by Jupiter? 125 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,120 The report from my scouts! 126 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,257 Centurion! The other legionnaires and I kindly ask you not to shout as it's dangerous. 127 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,427 I'll show you dangerous! 128 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,010 Get back in the ranks you moron! 129 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,058 What do you think you are doing?! 130 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,505 - You raised your arm. - I did not! 131 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,315 Oh yes you did! 132 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,903 So I gave the signal! 133 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,324 Ave, centurion. 134 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,274 - Scouts reporting. - Where were you? 135 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,408 - Here! - And what did you hear? 136 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,912 We didn't get far because we thought we heard the gauls... 137 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,309 Sorry, what... what did you say? 138 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,573 The gauls! 139 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,076 Gauls?! Humerus, sound the retreat! 140 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,958 Ave, centurion! 141 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,718 Oh, boy. 142 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,450 Dogmatix? 143 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,864 What's going on now? 144 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,331 The Mark of the romans. 145 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,083 There, dogmatix. Everything is back to normal. 146 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,389 For those not right in the head, I will repeat. 147 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,390 - Just listen this time! - One tree in a whole night? 148 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,017 All I can say is, 149 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,270 - I don't find that very humorous! - Present! 150 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,981 Not you, humerus! Right, don't just stand there! 151 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,865 Where is the tree we pulled down yesterday? 152 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:28,403 That's the odd thing. It is not pulled down. 153 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,623 What? 154 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,997 The tree is standing. 155 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,157 Standing for what? 156 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:37,253 No, standing, as in standing up again. Look. 157 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,005 No, it's... it's not true! 158 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,916 It's not true! That's impossible! 159 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:46,175 Centurion! He should search his feelings more quietly! - Silence! 160 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,742 Enough is enough! We're going! We can't fight this kind of magic. 161 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,163 We are not going! We're going to pull down this tree. - Again? 162 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,916 Yes, again, and then we'll pull it back to camp to stop it rooting again! 163 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,432 Wait... it's our job description about the uprooting of trees, 164 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,248 but transporting them is another matter... 165 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,938 You're slaves! Your job is to listen and to obey! 166 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,565 Centurion, a quiet Roman is a happy Roman! 167 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,321 You, shut up! And you, pull! 168 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,951 I'm glad I didn't bring dogmatix. 169 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,077 Druid, what do we do? 170 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,785 I have a funny trick we can play on the romans... 171 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,834 That's a funny trick? 172 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:34,060 Amazing! Did you see how fast they grew? 173 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,471 You mean they don't usually grow at that speed? 174 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,850 I have good news, and some bad news. 175 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,240 The bad news is the trees are back again... 176 00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,837 The good news is our jobs remain intact. So that's good right? 177 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:12,011 Everyone should pat themselves on the back for their perseverance. 178 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,769 - Obelix, eat slowly! - What for? 179 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,355 - Oh look, I've still got an acorn on me. - Don't drop that! Obelix...! 180 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,744 Obelix! You're going to uproot this tree, immediately! 181 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,531 Dogmatix wouldn't like that. Say, they do grow fast! 182 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,753 Let me make sure I understand you correctly... 183 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,666 Not only is the construction of the mansions of the gods not progressing well, 184 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,293 but also there aren't any romans who want to live there?! 185 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,045 We admit we are facing some reluctance from the public. 186 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,302 Our citizens are reluctant to emigrate to armorica. 187 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,558 Couldn't we build the mansions nearer Rome? Then they would be far happier! 188 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,889 Give me a solution you imbecilic pigs 189 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,774 or you will end up in the circus with the lions! 190 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,436 Which would make the citizens of Rome happy 191 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,396 without taking them far away from home! 192 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,316 The circus... 193 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,409 That's a great idea, o Caesar! 194 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,079 Ha, you Greek dog! I will massacre you! 195 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,540 Hercules! Help! Help! 196 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,917 It's me, mighty Hercules! 197 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,961 You will pay you nasty trojan! 198 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,054 You're going to die like a cockroach! 199 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:38,969 Applejus! Does it always has to be killings, massacres and bugs? 200 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,970 Let him be, he enjoys it. 201 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,557 It's crazy, it's all so violent! Where does he get ideas like that? 202 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,368 - Going for a triple spinner, smalls? - Just double, talls! 203 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,333 How's your neck by the way smalls, is it getting better? 204 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,818 Yes, but the doctor says I have to avoid any sudden movements. 205 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,877 - Ready for the bite of the rattlesnake? - Ready, now! 206 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,503 I never liked that move. 207 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,380 I know, sorry talls! 208 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,388 I only countered you three times there! 209 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,604 Oh no, not another ad! 210 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,018 We can't even slaughter properly without getting interrupted these days. 211 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,270 Tell me about it! 212 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,522 Romans! Romans! 213 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,023 You've had enough! 214 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,153 Enough of the polluted smell of the town! The noise! 215 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,909 The crowds! The traffic! 216 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,907 Well no, not really... 217 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,787 Escape the rat race to a vast, superb new natural park. Pure, sweet air awaits you 218 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,043 in new tenements where you can live like a god, 219 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,170 just three weeks from the centre of Rome! 220 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,627 The divine Caesar offers tonight 221 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,798 to a lucky one of you a splendid apartment in 222 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,133 the mansions of the gods! 223 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,023 Please view the information tablet located by your feet! 224 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,601 Wow! It's beautiful! 225 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,020 Yes... but it's in armorica. 226 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,156 Where is that? 227 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,718 I don't know, but I think it's pretty far. 228 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,109 Let the big draw... begin! 229 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,134 The lucky winner... 230 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,181 Is... 231 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,675 The holder of tablet number... 232 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,522 Two! 233 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,807 But... it's you! Quick, go down! 234 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,268 Shh! I don't want to go to armorica! 235 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,061 You do not even know where it is! 236 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,063 Who has lucky number two? 237 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,690 Here he is! Over here! 238 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,195 It's this man here! 239 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,073 What have we won? A gladiator? 240 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,287 Give him a big hand, folks 241 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,949 as he descends into the arena! 242 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,453 Oh! Look, your father's so beautiful! 243 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,413 He looks like a Greek hero! 244 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,707 Bravo! 245 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,093 Bravo! 246 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,427 Smile! Smile and hold up your reward! 247 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,932 Uh... um... where is armorica? 248 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,103 In Gaul. 249 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,220 Oh yes? That is pretty far. 250 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,726 And if I refuse to leave? 251 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,182 You stay here in the arena and we'll let loose the lions. 252 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,822 Ah. Well, a little fresh air will do me good I expect. 253 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,870 Oh, yes! 254 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:54,373 My, Roman architecture is awfully impressive. 255 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,833 Is this the lobby? 256 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,880 We will stop wasting time and you will return to Rome 257 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,637 and explain that the fun is over. 258 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:09,141 Never! You hear me? Caesar gave me a mission. 259 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,018 And I will lead it to the very end, 260 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,396 even if I have to work the slaves to death! 261 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,525 "To work the slaves to death”?! 262 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,107 That's what he said. 263 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,150 What can we do, getafix? 264 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,406 Let us think carefully. 265 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,878 I have an idea, but you're not going to want to hear it. 266 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,541 - Shall we beat them up? - That was my idea! 267 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,168 To protect the slaves, I have a plan. 268 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,169 It will require a beating, certainly, 269 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,176 but... only a little one. 270 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,550 A little beating? This exists? 271 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,562 123! 272 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,429 123! 273 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,938 Excuse me, where are the slaves kept please? 274 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,815 Hello! 275 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,440 I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that I'm in a very good mood! 276 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,090 Ah, it's over there. 277 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:46,075 This is the magic potion that gives us superhuman strength. A gift! 278 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,931 I could have a little before we give it to them? 279 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:48,955 No, it's not for you! 280 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,447 It'll help you to run away and escape. 281 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,115 You are free. 282 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:58,212 First I want to say, thank you. But is running really a way to freedom? 283 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,247 - Pardon? - You speak of escape, 284 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,501 but trying to run from your problems... 285 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,502 Isn't that just another form of slavery? 286 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,346 I thought it was more like the beginning of freedom. 287 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,849 Yet you can't run away from your problems. 288 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,976 These are weighty matters for discussion. 289 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,012 I just came to offer a potion. 290 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,002 Now, is drinking away problems as bad as running? We need to discuss th- 291 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,629 you take the potion and drink it or I will pound you into the floor! 292 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,393 Fair enough, fair enough. 293 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,654 What just happened? 294 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:35,116 A fine example of the legendary politeness of our gallic neighbours. 295 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,412 Hey, it's not the time for working yet, slave! 296 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,179 Ouch. 297 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,773 From now on, we wish to have a status equal to that of the legionnaries. 298 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,435 We want to be able to have vacation, have two meals a day... what? 299 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,940 Three. 300 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,313 Fine. Three meals a day. 301 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,689 - That's it? - I don't think so. 302 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,191 When the first block of flats in the mansions are completed, 303 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,068 we want to be freed. 304 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,448 - What? - Free. 305 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,905 Ah yes, yes. Additionally, 306 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,074 we also require more adequate accommodation. 307 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,370 We don't find our current living conditions very humorous... - Present! - Shh! 308 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,205 You're going to accept?! 309 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,297 I am. It seems the prudent move. 310 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,924 Shake? 311 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,583 Come to think of it, 312 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,747 Roman architecture actually is pretty impressive! 313 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,319 Yes, the slaves have done a good job. 314 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,343 What are you doing there? 315 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,093 Centurion, there's a rumour going around 316 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,882 that you plan to give the slaves the same pay as us? 317 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,509 Can you confirm if it's true or not? 318 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,012 - This is mine! - No, mine! 319 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,232 - It is not! - Yes it is! 320 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,287 What are you doing? 321 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,152 The magic potion was to allow you to get away! 322 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,417 We debated it in sub-committee. 323 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,425 We decided the position of runaway slave does not offer good career prospects. 324 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,802 What do you want more than freedom, by toutatis? 325 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,037 Simply to become free Roman citizens. 326 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:00,804 For that, we have to finish the building work. 327 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,627 We will not let you destroy our forest. 328 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,267 Tell your men to stop building and get away. 329 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,936 We will return very soon to destroy this building! 330 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,703 - Everyone get their magic potion?! - No. 331 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,193 Before we go into battle, I would like to give a rousing speech... 332 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,332 Come on! Let's go! 333 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,959 You do not even know who you need to fight! 334 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,178 - Who cares? - As long as we hit someone! 335 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,464 We must destroy a large building in the forest! 336 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,467 Break everything that we come across. There, simple. 337 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,356 Waaaaiit! 338 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,356 Chaaaaaarge! 339 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,374 Group 44, follow me! 340 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,594 What about 43? 341 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,211 Group 43 need to go to entrance c. 342 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Civilians! 343 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,718 Oh look, a little native costume show while we wait! 344 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,886 I would have preferred a buffet. 345 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,888 Jonmarcus! 346 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,350 Come on, dear. 347 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,027 - Shall I break the big house? - No. 348 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,360 - Well, a column, then? - No. 349 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,280 - The little cart, at least? - No! 350 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,412 What's the use of romans if I can't smash anything?! 351 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,792 Come on, everyone. Let's go home. 352 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,396 I need your apartment reservation. 353 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,898 But this is my reservation! 354 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,755 It was given to us by Caesar in a competition! 355 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:12,814 What more do you need?! 356 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,652 - Mister pettymous... - Petiminus. 357 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,314 - Petiminus, I cannot... - Hey! 358 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,692 Stop fidgeting, we're never gonna finish! 359 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,153 Long, it's so long, by vesta! 360 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,946 Doing a mosaic takes a long time! 361 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,664 It's not a new thing. 362 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,829 - Your mosaic has a defect. - Pardon? 363 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:35,462 It is too big, and it's not grounded properly... - Is this really the time? 364 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,634 - This mosaic is perfect, patheticus... - Petiminus. 365 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,713 Petiminus, I'm afraid we can't accommodate you. Thank you. Next! 366 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,845 - We travelled for weeks to get here! - Caesar gave this to me himself! 367 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:47,178 Return tomorrow with a proper reservation form prepared. Next! 368 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,230 Shoo boy, I'm busy! 369 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,744 Lost in armorica, with nowhere to go... 370 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,959 What happens if we run into the gallic barbarians? 371 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,620 I hope we don't! I hate fighting. 372 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,747 Hercules will flatten you! 373 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,505 Look, he can lift a whole tree! 374 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,408 Can I play with your dog, mister? 375 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,993 Sure! He loves chasing sticks! 376 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,877 Right, dogmatix? 377 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,915 I'm training him to fetch menbhirs, but he hasn't got the hang of that yet. 378 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,012 Go on dogmatix, fetch! 379 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,930 - Hercules! - It was bad luck. 380 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,433 - You said it. - What's gonna happen to us? 381 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,525 Dad! Mom! 382 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,935 I found Hercules! 383 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,190 Who is Hercules? 384 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,773 - Applejus! - Let go of the child, and fight me 385 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,031 man to man! 386 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,447 I agree with you! 387 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,584 About what? 388 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,954 In a general way. You are... 389 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,767 Vitalstatistix, your soup is getting cold! 390 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,663 One minute impedimenta! Anyway, 391 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,208 you are very disappointed that you have not had a good fight. 392 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,544 We took the magic potion for nothing. 393 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:47,555 The next Roman civilian I meet 394 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,217 I'll give him a look that he will never forget! 395 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,221 If a Roman civilian comes asks me for direction, 396 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,102 I'll tell him but he won't ask for more! 397 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,318 Me, me! 398 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:01,070 If a Roman civilian helps me carry my shopping, I will say thank you... 399 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,605 But it will not be Sincere! 400 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,490 These are friends... They have nowhere to go. 401 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:12,618 They do not have the correct reservation. 402 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,368 The last time a Roman came here, was before I was born! 403 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:20,214 Civilian or not, I do not agree with having romans in the village. 404 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:24,218 It's starting to look like a very, very small invasion attempt! 405 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,754 Watch out! The invaders are inv- 406 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,096 what are you talking about? 407 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,009 This is a lost family! 408 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,890 - But... impedimenta... - A family is a family. 409 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:37,269 The child needs some food in him. That's all I see. 410 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,359 Come little boy. There's lukewarm soup. 411 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,237 Do not worry about these big shouting fools. Come sit down. 412 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,656 Asterix, village warrior. 413 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,158 Petiminus, mosaicist. 414 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,274 I would let you stay at my home, but I've got a growing foundational problem. 415 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,538 It's the acorn's fault. 416 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,790 Obelix will put you up for the night. 417 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,298 So, what do we do? 418 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,518 About what? 419 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:16,178 The mansions of the gods, and us not being able to hit civilians. 420 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,306 Meanwhile, the work continues. 421 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,436 And there will be more coming. 422 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,315 We must find a way to get rid of the civilians 423 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,938 without fighting them! 424 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,197 - This is the spot, go! - Obelix! 425 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,090 I raise my horn to the health of the new residents of the mansions of the gods! 426 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,467 Ah, finally! The famous armorican rain! 427 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:58,484 It's so much more refreshing than Rome, everyone's all dying of the heat! 428 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,106 - Ave! - Hello. 429 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,242 Hello. 430 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:15,988 - Buy my fresh fish! It's luverly! - How much do you charge 431 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,823 for that mackerel there? 432 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,366 Uh... one sesterus. 433 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,689 A sesterus! In Rome, a fish like that would cost five times that! 434 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,374 - And not so fresh either! - Five! 435 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,457 Oh, no, no... we, here, we're uh... 436 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,377 We're beside the sea so it's cheaper...? 437 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,257 Rome's right next to the sea. 438 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,005 In Rome, the sea is dirty. 439 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,141 I'll take three. 440 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,261 Yup! 441 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,390 Oh, very well done. 442 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,023 What d'you mean? You didn't expect me not to serve them just because they're romans? 443 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:51,858 Do you realize that if you were in Rome you would have charged five sestertii each for those fish?! 444 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,119 I wish you were in Rome, so I wouldn't be able to smell you from here. 445 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,037 Application denied. Next! 446 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:11,251 - What's going on out there? - I don't know, I can't see anything. 447 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,758 - You know what's happening? - No, I can't see at all. 448 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,679 I should be able to get to sleep anyway. 449 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,135 Yes, it's still far quieter than all the traffic in Rome. 450 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,398 And here at least we get this refreshing rain! 451 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,560 - Ave. - Hello. 452 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,779 Hello. 453 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,655 Step right up dear ladies and gents of the mansions of the gods! 454 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,158 Four sestertii a mackerel! Still cheaper than Rome! 455 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,820 Oh! This antique is delightful! 456 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,282 Be careful! It is not just any trinket. 457 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,703 This is the famous shield that belonged to vercingetorix himself. 458 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,202 Hey! How many things do you make 459 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,211 that belonged to vercingetorix? 460 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,464 Your fish are antiques too! They stink like they've been mummified! 461 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,838 Application denied! 462 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,807 Next! 463 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,354 Do you know where that smell is coming from? 464 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,603 No, I don't see anything. 465 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,108 Oh well, we should be able to sleep anyway. 466 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,823 It still smells better and is quieter than Rome! 467 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,444 And we still have this refreshing rain! 468 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,363 - Ave. - Hello. 469 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,713 How much for this? 470 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,693 It's on special discount for residents of the mansions of the gods: 40 sestertii. 471 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:34,505 If it really belonged to vercingetorix, it would cost more than three times that! 472 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:39,507 Firstly, I'm allowed to charge whatever I want! Secondly... what is three times 40? 473 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,886 120 sesterii. 474 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,885 For 40, that's a bargain! 475 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:44,373 You're ripping off those poor people! 476 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,389 Why don't you say your fish belonged to vercingetorix. 477 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,391 The way they smell, I wouldn't be surprised! 478 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:56,107 - Wow, they're so coordinated! - Well done! 479 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,284 Next! 480 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:03,871 We got in! 481 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,908 We got in! We got in! We got in! 482 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,583 - We got in! We got in! We got in! - We got in! 483 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:23,174 Greetings! 484 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:24,812 Greetings! 485 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,219 Hola, I like your horns! 486 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,100 Well done guys! 487 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:31,103 Impressive, squaronthehypotenus! Very impressive! 488 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,039 And all this in such a short amount of time! 489 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:35,354 It was not done without some difficulty, senator. 490 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,606 Squaronthehypotenus is happy now, 491 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,720 but every night last week he was crying in his tent! 492 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,484 - Be quiet! - Centurion! 493 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,986 No, no, later, later. 494 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,738 But your senator will be gone soon... 495 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,080 What is it? 496 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:49,372 I promised to free them, but I don't have the authority to do that. 497 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,203 You promised that? 498 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:54,748 And he paid them! And he gave them housing in the mansions of the gods! 499 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,501 - What? - Otherwise, we were fighting. 500 00:34:58,722 --> 00:34:59,722 Let me handle this. 501 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,637 Slaves! 502 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,885 By the powers conferred in me by Caesar 503 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,390 the Roman people 504 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,973 and the rest, I, senator Gaius prospectus, say 505 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,891 boom, bang, you're free. 506 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,144 - We are free? - Yes, you are. 507 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,772 Ahhh, that feels so much better, I can tell you. 508 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:22,655 Excellent. Now, do not forget to pay rent for your flats. 509 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:26,363 We understood that they were complimentary. 510 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:30,033 When you were slaves. Now you're Roman citizens, 511 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,252 you have to pay 15 sestertii rent per week. 512 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,037 15 sestertii! We can't afford that! 513 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,497 But I have good news! 514 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,917 There are construction worker positions available now on site. 515 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,550 The salary is 15 sestertii per week. How does that sound? 516 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,798 - Well, the proposal sounds acceptable... - Perfect! 517 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,299 You're all hired. 518 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:49,678 Uh... squaronthehypotenus, your workers are not working. 519 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,556 Right you lazy dogs! 520 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,274 What do we pay you for? Come on, hop to it! 521 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,936 - To the site! - Crack that whip. And go! 522 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,316 This seems familiar somehow. 523 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,526 I have to admit, you are efficient! 524 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,537 No... I am a senator! 525 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,784 Come and take a look at my brand new antiques! 526 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,830 For the best antiques, visit the expert! Passed down from father to son 527 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:19,048 since the time of vercingetorix! 528 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,584 7 sestertii a mackerel! 529 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,216 6.99 sestertii a mackerel! Just 6.99! 530 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,968 Buy three fish and get a free fish! 531 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,095 All for the low, low price of... 532 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:34,181 No I can not sell you this shield!! 533 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,974 Even for 450 sestertii? 534 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,606 Really? I'll gift wrap it for you to go! 535 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,688 That's two luverly fish to the luverly couple! 536 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,197 Thank you! 537 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,238 Give us two fish. 538 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,570 You two eat fish now? 539 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:52,616 We have to, there aren't many boars in the forest with this mess. 540 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:54,993 That's 14 sestertii. 541 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,620 What? Are you joking? 542 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,126 It breaks my heart that prices are going up 543 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,625 but it is still a little cheaper than Rome. 544 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,127 That's daylight robbery! 545 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:08,841 Oh really? Even at seven, my fish is still cheaper then his antiques! 546 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,384 I'll... take... one. 547 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,016 - One mackerel for two? - Exactly. 548 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,396 You threw the fish at him! Now we have nothing to eat! 549 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,364 I don't think that was very wise asterix... 550 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,499 You all have gone crazy! 551 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,412 Mr. asterix prevents us from fighting civilians, 552 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:41,381 but when we welcome them to our village he wants us to stop! 553 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,543 It's ridiculous to charge 7 sestertii for mackerel! 554 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,549 Stop this farce and help us! 555 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,171 Help you with what? 556 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:53,052 Help us make the romans leave the mansions of the gods! 557 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,303 What? 558 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,804 To destroy the city, 559 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,805 we have to first empty the buildings. 560 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,128 And what about our customers? 561 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,768 When it comes to antiques, the romans are the future. 562 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:05,063 I don't see any harm in trading with them. 563 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,571 The harm is that you have all become avaricious fools! 564 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,449 Wrong! We've always been fools! 565 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,948 And we are not avaricious! We don't even know the meaning of the word! 566 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:20,582 Fine, I won't try to argue with you anymore. - Good! 567 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,791 - I am moving to the mansions of the gods! - What?! 568 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,959 - Me too. - Me too. 569 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:30,054 I will not stay in a village that I don't even recognize anymore. 570 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,440 If I could interrupt, I think this would be the perfect time for a farewell song... 571 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,688 If that's the way things are, I'm leaving too! 572 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:50,324 The romans will appreciate an artist like me. And I tell you... 573 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,610 Cacofonix! 574 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,486 If you're coming along, we're leaving now! 575 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,579 Short version: I am outraged! 576 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:12,847 We want accommodation. 577 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,884 Please leave the building without making a fuss...! 578 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,478 We do not want to make a fuss. 579 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:21,230 But... that's impossible... Hello! 580 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,733 Hello! Hello! 581 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:29,523 Hello! Welcome! We will be happy to accommodate you! What? 582 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,657 Squaronthehypotenus, you're even dumber than you look. 583 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,660 We're not supposed to give rooms to gauls! What will Caesar say? 584 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,911 The gauls want to live like romans! 585 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,794 - Huh? - You fool, they've left their village! 586 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,362 And don't you think Caesar will reward us 587 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,924 if he sees that his plan has turned out even better than expected? 588 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,546 We don't have any rooms available! 589 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,427 Make... room! 590 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,300 No problem! 591 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,085 We will sort you out with something. 592 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,559 Hercules attacks! 593 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,774 Phew! All done! 594 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,559 We're finally at home! 595 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:07,696 Stab! Stab! 596 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,567 Come in! 597 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,918 Now what? 598 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,453 You have an idea, asterix? 599 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,956 Perhaps, I'll have to sleep on it. 600 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:32,927 It's an odd little house. It's like a red box. 601 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,962 It's an apartment, obelix. 602 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:38,092 If we knew which box belonged to applejus, 603 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,427 I'd go to say hello. 604 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,733 Excellent. 605 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,732 Excellent! 606 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,076 The plan is working. 607 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,738 Now is the time to strike. 608 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,995 We must let all the inhabitants of that rebel village know 609 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,727 that they have a right to better housing 610 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,623 in the mansions of the gods! 611 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,712 Free housing for life! 612 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:41,371 "Beautiful free housing awaits each family of the gallic village 613 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:44,032 in the mansions of the gods"?! 614 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:46,038 Free housing? 615 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,917 If it means not seeing your ugly faces each day, I'm taking it! 616 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,294 So what are you waiting for? You want a hand? 617 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:56,511 I could do with being around civilized people. Not just nutty fish and antique sellers! 618 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,923 I'm the chief of this village, impedimenta. We can't go! 619 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,674 That's okay, I didn't I'd go with you 620 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:04,302 we're not holding you back. Go play leader over there!! 621 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:05,439 Who said that? 622 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,059 Go on, go to the romans! 623 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,641 There will be less competition on the market! 624 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,311 Yes, shove off and leave the fish to the professionals! 625 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,550 I'm so tired of you junk dealers! 626 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,439 Who's a junk dealer?! 627 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:17,691 You are, you old fossil! 628 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,818 He's a valued member of the antiques community! 629 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,114 You're a valued member of the food poisoning community! 630 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:32,956 What do I do now? 631 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,176 Should I start? 632 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,298 Yes! Go ahead! 633 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,837 What do you think, should I start with a light ditty? 634 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:39,973 As a gentle introduction? 635 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:44,222 No no! Attack directly with something powerful! 636 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:47,971 It's a tough audience, you must make a big impression! 637 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:50,432 Well... if it needs to be powerful... 638 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,161 Chief! 639 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,724 - What are you all doing here? - After a long and delicate discussion, 640 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,411 we decided to move to the mansions of the gods and closer to our beloved customers. 641 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:53,662 As such, we strongly discourage all forms of noise pollution. Particularly songs. 642 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,419 Incidentally the projectile used was a seven sestertii mackerel 643 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,296 of the finest stopping quality. 644 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,669 Come on everyone! Let's unpack! 645 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,304 These gauls are crazy! 646 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,056 That horrible noise has stopped. 647 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,054 Good. Let's get the luggage back to the room. 648 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:28,696 Obelix! 649 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:29,948 Oh, hello applejus! 650 00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:34,702 We're sorry for just showing up, but... 651 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,332 We did not know where else to go. 652 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,705 You did well. 653 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,610 Half a dozen! 654 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,378 Onward! 655 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,596 A little more... 656 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,519 Now this is a faithful depiction 657 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,271 of the architect hard at work. 658 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:53,667 Ave! 659 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,957 Now we shall move on to the next work of local art. 660 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,333 Please remain in your groups! 661 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,337 Groups!! 662 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:52,465 Careful with that tree! Left! 663 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:55,347 No, more left! The other left! 664 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,487 I'm hungry. 665 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,581 Now, what was I saying? 666 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,751 - When? - Just a moment ago. 667 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,344 You laughed in a rather fiendish way for a while. 668 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,846 - I'd say it was more diabolical... - No, before that! 669 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,009 I can't remember you saying anything, just laughing. 670 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,548 Oh wait wait, you said "finally". 671 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:38,640 Ah yes, "finally!" 672 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:41,139 Finally, I have beaten the indomitable gauls! 673 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:45,109 After years of humiliation that will inspire at least 36 books, 674 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,631 a few buildings have brought them down! 675 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:50,022 Well done o Caesar! Our victory over Gaul is complete! 676 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,024 No! It will only be complete 677 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:56,157 when every last scrap has been destroyed in that ridiculous village. 678 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,409 Ow. 679 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,750 I have a better idea. 680 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:05,004 Let's crush the village! 681 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,375 It is pretty diabolical. 682 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,168 I still say it's fiendish. 683 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,302 That way! 684 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,307 - Did you see something? - No. 685 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,812 So why did you ask me to turn? 686 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,256 To change the view. There wasn't anything where we were going. 687 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,441 There! There! There! 688 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,033 Ah! Watch out! 689 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,822 - So? - No, still no boars. 690 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,454 They've left because of all the building work. 691 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,706 There might be one or two left... 692 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,062 What's wrong? 693 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:06,599 Suddenly I'm a little tired. 694 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:08,730 Let me rest a few minutes. 695 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:09,946 I feel awful. 696 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,105 - I think that's because you're hungry. - You think? 697 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,177 That's what happens when you don't eat anything. 698 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:17,489 Don't eat? I've never heard of such a ridiculous idea. 699 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:20,993 Don't worry obelix. I'll find you some food. 700 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,615 Don't move, I'll be back soon. 701 00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:24,951 Don't go too far, right? 702 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,704 Applejus? 703 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:37,470 Dogmatix! 704 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,145 Forward! 705 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,647 Well? Aren't you going forward? 706 00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:58,241 Our union has voted and we have decided on a general strike. 707 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,528 - Unanimously! - What? 708 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:03,155 We believe this is an unnecessarily dangerous assault. 709 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:06,034 This is going to be a great assault! It's to destroy the village! 710 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:10,413 We stand firm in our beliefs: War, yes... getting massacred, no! 711 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,915 We demand certain guarantees! 712 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,168 The druid must be neutralized first, 713 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:18,546 then the gauls will no longer have their magic potion. 714 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,926 Are you joking, you morons? 715 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:23,288 We would also like it on record that we would like to be treated with more courtesy. 716 00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:26,804 Your rudeness is quite unacceptable! 717 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,054 The soldiers, they're going to... 718 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,911 Destroy the village. I know, I heard. 719 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,537 "Crush the village." 720 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:46,414 The exact wording of the order coming from Rome, 721 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,450 is "crush the village". 722 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:49,706 Seize them! 723 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:51,518 But you haven't settled our complaints yet. 724 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,414 What are you talking about? It's the druid! 725 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,709 The one you wanted, and he's there. What else do you want? 726 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,966 We still need to be provided with better accommodation! 727 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:03,595 And to improve what you think of as "courtesy"! 728 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:06,434 Seize them by juno! 729 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,689 That's exactly what we're talking about. 730 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:16,734 0! 0! O Caesar! 731 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:21,074 There is no building tall enough... No, high enough... 732 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,735 To match... huh? 733 00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:26,994 Wait... what's going on? What are you doing with that cage? 734 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:29,993 You haven't built a prison yet, so they'll have to stay here. 735 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:32,871 They can't stay in my hall of honour! 736 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,874 I was ordered to take the prisoners inside 737 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,129 and put them where the gauls won't see them. 738 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:42,634 This is ridiculous! You can't have a lobby with a prison cage! 739 00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,724 1zz2z. 740 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:49,136 So high... no, sooo high! 741 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,721 So very high! 742 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,649 Do not worry, applejus. Someone will come and help us. 743 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,781 I know. Obelix will come, and he'll break everything. 744 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,997 Yes, that's usually what happens when obelix helps. 745 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,535 I've got an idea! 746 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,411 Please accept this modest banquet in... 747 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,168 Honour... honour... 748 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,666 Hey there! Stop playing around! 749 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,293 Honour of what? 750 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,296 Hercules... 751 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,256 Honour... 752 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:32,305 - In honour of you! - Yes! 753 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:36,142 You're even smarter than I thought, applejus. 754 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:48,822 I don't get why you all want to go to the mansions of the gods. 755 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,447 You housed the slaves there! 756 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,075 - Our families could come and stay with us! - What?! 757 00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,168 I have not seen my wife for 22 years! 758 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,921 She was pregnant then, so I might be a grandfather now! 759 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,549 Think of family reunification, centurion! 760 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,478 Applejus? 761 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:14,847 By toutatis, I'm so hungry! Applejus? 762 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,223 Applejus! 763 00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:17,850 Applejus! 764 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,482 Applejus? Applejus? 765 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,119 Getafix? 766 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:29,237 Petiminus! Asterix! Look! 767 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,244 That belongs to applejus! 768 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:37,749 Applejus is fine. He is with ob... Obelix? 769 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,127 Have you seen applejus? Has he come back to the village? 770 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,504 I saw this floating down the river! Let's go! 771 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,632 Obelix, stay and guard the vill- 772 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,346 I'm coming! Wait for me! Wait for me! 773 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,092 Obelix! 774 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:52,968 Obelix! 775 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,407 A legionnaire cannot live in a luxury property 776 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,626 earning 22 sestertii a day! 777 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:19,127 I only earn 10 per week! 778 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:20,913 These are our demands. 779 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,164 And the giant, centurion? 780 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:23,920 What giant centurion? 781 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:26,172 No. And the giant... centurion? 782 00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,670 What giant centurion?! 783 00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:31,173 No! The giant Gaul with superhuman strength. He still remains at large. 784 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,590 We will not march on the village 785 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,680 if he is not neutralized too. 786 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:37,805 And how I am supposed to neutralize him... 787 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,561 That is not our concern! 788 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,063 - Nothing could stop that brute! - Hun-gry... 789 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:53,904 Stop doing that, centurion! 790 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:55,322 You'll wake him! 791 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:59,417 Accept this modest meal... 792 00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:00,828 No, this modest banquet... 793 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,462 You're giving me more prisoners?! 794 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,552 Quiet, architect! You'll wake him! 795 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:11,338 We were ordered to hide this one from the gauls too. 796 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:14,049 By the gods! They have obelix! 797 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,435 What about the other two hanging by the mosaic? 798 00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:18,095 Your mosaic stinks! 799 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,101 - Silence! - My dad said it has a defect! 800 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:23,726 Quiet! We have to quickly hide him in a secure place! 801 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,068 And a quiet place! 802 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,540 We run all the way down the river and we haven't seen anything of applejus! 803 00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:30,751 At least we... passed... without getting noticed. 804 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,049 Hey! 805 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,265 Now what are you doing? 806 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,674 We're going down the other side of the bank! 807 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:37,810 Quick! 808 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,929 Dulcia! Wait for me! 809 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:50,522 I hope they didn't make us get up early for nothing. 810 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:52,189 Even when we visited the dolmens 811 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,441 it wasn't this early. 812 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:55,821 Group c, gather around me! 813 00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:58,161 I hope they're going to give us breakfast. 814 00:56:58,332 --> 00:56:59,934 They have water, at least that's something. 815 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,198 Please pay attention. 816 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,707 We have the unique opportunity this morning to be able to view 817 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,959 an extremely rare and interesting event. 818 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:31,604 Attack... please! 819 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,826 Archers at my command, 820 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,613 please be kind enough to fire! 821 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,848 We have to do something! 822 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,019 Like what?! 823 00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:04,015 I don't know! Go talk to the centurion! 824 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:05,231 What centurion? 825 00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:52,809 Would you kindly attack that little shrimp! 826 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,528 What? I said "would you kindly"! 827 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:58,065 If the enemy has the magic potion, we're not fighting! 828 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,567 They haven't! That's why we imprisoned the druid 829 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,027 in the mansions of the gods! 830 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:03,945 - Druid? - Our druid? 831 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,166 And the giant, too! 832 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,197 Giant? 833 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,209 Our giant? 834 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,826 That's not strawberry juice he drank! 835 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,914 He's tricking you, it was empty! 836 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,706 Empty? Didn't you hear him gulp? 837 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,571 It's fine for you, you're safe up there centurion! 838 00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:19,587 You think we're as dumb as that? 839 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,554 Well... fine, I get it, I'll come down. 840 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,968 After a while... 841 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,937 T's good to talk, but you have to know how to say... 842 00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:30,107 Enough! 843 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:40,357 So you have superhuman strength? 844 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:43,986 You want me to punch you into the air? Then you can tell me if it feels superhuman. 845 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:46,492 What are you waiting for then, my permission? 846 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:51,577 I'm reserving my first punch for a certain few Roman civilians! 847 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,370 That lot of traitors! 848 00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:57,340 I hope you are proud of yourself, wearing your ridiculous Roman clothes! 849 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,967 It's gallo-Roman... 850 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:03,130 You, vitalstatistix our chief! You have deserted your village! 851 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,884 - What? - I'll teach you to desert your village. 852 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,385 What do you mean? 853 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,245 I'm now going to give you a massive punch 854 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:12,973 thanks to the magic potion... 855 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:17,023 I just drink. Are you ready? 856 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:18,239 Ready for what? 857 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:20,401 To punch you so hard 858 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,609 that it will send you flying to the other end of the forest. 859 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:41,797 By toutatis, what power! This can only be true magic potion! 860 01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:43,173 And as for you...! 861 01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,171 This is for your stinking fish! 862 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,804 By bélénos! What a punch! 863 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,389 Have your antique back, you swindler! 864 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,027 Ahh! My sweet armorica, 865 01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,562 I wet your sweet earth with my blood! 866 01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:04,658 I just wish for a time of peace without such savage beatings! 867 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:12,203 So... do they have the potion or not? 868 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:16,044 Have, haven't... I honestly don't know anymore! 869 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:18,705 I have to go free obelix and getafix. 870 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:20,707 Keep the romans busy while I'm gone. 871 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:23,085 Asterix, I'm so sorry... 872 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:24,981 Enough, I'll beat you up more about it later! 873 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,344 Friends! Our dear village is threatened. 874 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:36,728 This is the time to drink a generous swig of our magic potion! 875 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:37,943 No more gallo-romans? 876 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:40,856 - Yes, down with gallo-romans! - Hooray! 877 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:48,611 Centurion... in military terms, what do we do by Jupiter? 878 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,866 I honestly don't know about that either. 879 01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,614 We're screwed. 880 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,472 Asterix! Quick! Applejus must be there, 881 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,008 we think he's been imprisoned! 882 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,343 Why in there? 883 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,101 Because it can only be there! 884 01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,638 Open by juno or I'll bang on the door slightly harder! 885 01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:18,606 Applejus! 886 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,642 The reception is closed, by vesta! 887 01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:21,894 Open up, architect! 888 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:23,899 - Asterix! - Getafix! 889 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,605 How many are in there?! 890 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,866 Get out or I'll send for the guards! 891 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,689 Guards! Get them! 892 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:08,909 Mother! We're up here! 893 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,193 - Applejus! - Free the prisoners this in- 894 01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:38,846 Release them release, them release them!! 895 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:45,193 When I tell you that the mosaic has a defect... 896 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:46,613 It has... 897 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:48,991 Aeoe 898 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,118 de... 899 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,360 Fect! 900 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,126 Applejus! 901 01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:08,385 You know what? 902 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:12,007 If the owl is hooting, it's because someone's not asleep. 903 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,473 The one who talks for nothing would do well to keep quiet 904 01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:17,258 take it in the face! 905 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,219 Daddy! 906 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:27,269 What have you done with obelix, architect?! 907 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:29,650 We don't have time to look for him asterix! 908 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,606 We need to make the magic potion immediately 909 01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,741 and I need to give it to everyone. 910 01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,162 Ow! 911 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,035 Sorry, I was locked out. Did I miss anything? 912 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,766 It's been an hour since you started debating! 913 01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:00,337 Are you going to attack us or not?! 914 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,810 It depends, are you going to beat us up or not? 915 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:05,060 It's very probable, yes. 916 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:07,474 Well, we'll need to take a vote. 917 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,064 Who is for a very fast retreat? 918 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:11,813 And who votes for the attack? 919 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,286 We're going to retreat. 920 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:17,819 Oh boy... 921 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:30,173 - Kids, let's go play! - Yeah! 922 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:47,474 - Someone took my salt! - A dog took my drink! 923 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,605 That mackerel cost seven sestertii! 924 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,116 Yes, yes, no, yes, no... 925 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:06,246 That... oh yes! That yes too! 926 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,249 Wait, what's that? 927 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,833 Hurry, getafix! Hurry! 928 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:38,529 Shouldn't you be taking cover in your apartment, centurion? 929 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:41,907 I don't have an apartment. You've taken them all! 930 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,425 They are out of breath? 931 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:02,924 We never usually have time to flee, or hide 932 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,179 hey... 933 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:08,681 What more do you need to believe that they do not have the potion? A note from Caesar?! 934 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:15,646 Come on, kids... charge...! 935 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,230 What's going on here?! 936 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:13,961 Where is he? 937 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:15,872 He is here! Ah, my Caesar! 938 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,876 No building is big enough 939 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,963 to match the size of Caesar's head! 940 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:27,217 Uh, we have prepared this glorious banquet 941 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:29,164 to bear witness to your majesty! I think not. 942 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:32,305 Do you imagine that I came all the way from Rome to eat? 943 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,599 Not even a little tart? 944 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:38,320 The only little tart I see is right here! Throw away all that rubbish! 945 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:39,489 Immediately! 946 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,368 When Caesar says “throw away all" 947 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:54,494 it all gets thrown away! 948 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,121 Yeah, that's true that is. 949 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,510 Seize the gauls! 950 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:16,902 Getafix, hurry! 951 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,893 Nearly there, just a moment! 952 01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:28,907 Asterix! 953 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:30,909 Don't! The potion isn't ready! 954 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:33,161 It's not ready! 955 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:52,305 Getafix? 956 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:24,835 You've lost, Gaul. Once again, Rome proves stronger. 957 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:27,303 Admit it! 958 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,214 And submit to your Caesar. 959 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,926 I will never submit. 960 01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:37,473 I am... asterix the Gaul... 961 01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:41,317 Senator, I was assured that the gauls had given up and become Roman. 962 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:44,070 Oh, they have! They have! 963 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,605 O Caesar! 964 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:49,610 Look here! Their greatest warrior is defeated! 965 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,239 Take a look at your prisoners! 966 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:54,455 The country of the wild moustache 967 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:57,246 is finally eradicated! And this stupid 968 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,623 little arrogant warrior 969 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:02,748 will now join his fat accomplice 970 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:03,999 in the dungeon!! 971 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,888 Obelix! 972 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:23,272 L... am... not... fat!! 973 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,784 Attack! 974 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,661 - Attack! - Attack! 975 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,913 Charge! 976 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,669 Please! 977 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:52,172 Obelix! 978 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:55,179 Open! By the order of Caesar! 979 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:58,181 What are they doing out there?! Are they coming up to help? 980 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:05,268 Yes, you could say that. 981 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:18,790 Shoot him archers... please! 982 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:29,083 If you would kindly fi- 983 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,062 The final touch! 984 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:05,499 You... shall not... pass! 985 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:08,088 Get lost, wizard. 986 01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:14,004 Well... I guess it isn't lemonade! 987 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:45,911 Friends, our freedom is again threatened by the insidious tentacles of- 988 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,663 let's go before he finishes talking! 989 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:03,303 The mansions of the gods hope you had a pleasant stay, 990 01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:07,561 and invites you to return to Rome immediately by the exits provided. 991 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:10,013 Please get out of our country and have a safe journey home. 992 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:14,530 This man, obelix, I think he's yours. 993 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,565 - Of course! - You saw him first after all. 994 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,821 Watch out! 995 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:18,954 Up! 996 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,454 Oof! Ow! Ouch! 997 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,703 Start fighting back you chickens! 998 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:35,089 I demand to speak to the manager! 999 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,795 The manager's called Caesar, ma'am. 1000 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,824 But I thought you were against running? 1001 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,915 It's a long story. We had a long meeting of the former slaves association, 1002 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,351 and we decided that running as free Roman citizens was acceptable. 1003 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,366 The arguments put forward concluded- 1004 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,743 well, as least you're free to make your own mistakes. 1005 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:20,755 Hercules! 1006 01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:41,366 Whatever you think about me, gauls, I hope you have the dignity to let... 1007 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,368 You are one to talk about dignity, Julie! 1008 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:44,532 - What? - Dignity. 1009 01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:49,368 Was a sneaky, deceitful, and cowardly plan. You should be ashamed. 1010 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,037 At least I try new ideas. Sometimes it works, sometimes... 1011 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:57,375 It doesn't work. You're going back to Rome immediately, and take the civilians. 1012 01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:00,044 You owe them an apology, and a luxury accommodation each. 1013 01:16:00,264 --> 01:16:03,176 And just you remember that there is a village in armorica 1014 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,537 that will continue to prove itself stronger than Rome time and time again. 1015 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:08,928 Hooray! 1016 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:12,057 Well, veni, vidi, vici... nothing. 1017 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:14,688 We don't conquer every time, it seems. 1018 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,424 Come on everyone, there's a nice banquet waiting for us in Rome. 1019 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:52,472 But I fell into the potion when I was a baby. 1020 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,724 So, I'm not allowed to drink! 1021 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,356 Yes, we know... I think you're owed a small sip. 1022 01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:25,583 Thank you for everything, astérix. 1023 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:29,008 Rome will seem far less exciting to us now. 1024 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,343 Here, petiminus. 1025 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,137 A memory of armorica, 1026 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:35,390 compliments of an old gallic druid. 1027 01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:43,364 Here's a replacement for your figurine, applejus. 1028 01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:46,901 I'm sorry, that's all I know how to carve. 1029 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,663 Applejus... 1030 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,795 Oh no! A menhir! 1031 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:08,263 And this is for you! 1032 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:11,258 Friends, romans! 1033 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,928 For your entertainment today... it's amazing! 1034 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,897 It's terrible! It's great! 1035 01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:22,437 Okay smalls, when you're down there, you start with a blow to my liver. 1036 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:23,656 Then you turn around 1037 01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:26,406 toward big nose for a sun projection. 1038 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:29,319 Wait, I'm big nose? Can I change that? 1039 01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:31,571 Then we'll try the Robin blow 1040 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,060 I hope that's an easy one, not like the ones we did in training. 1041 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,084 Uh... the Robin... 1042 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,200 What does that involve again? 1043 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,203 Immobilization, then strangulation. 1044 01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:39,579 We repeated it three times! 1045 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:43,086 Do as we did in training and you will not get hurt. 1046 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,499 But we all got hurt in training! 1047 01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:45,713 It'll be fine. 1048 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:47,962 Try not to get maimed. 1049 01:18:48,182 --> 01:18:49,592 Thank the divine Caesar 1050 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:52,675 for providing us with some brand new gladiators! 1051 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:57,597 Ave Caesar! Ave Caesar! 1052 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,939 Ave Caesar! 1053 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,745 Get me out of this tree! Or I'll put you all in with the lions! 1054 01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:20,586 Guards, fetch enough lions to eat 75,000 people! 1055 01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:26,342 Beautiful! He has an incredible talent, that petiminus! 1056 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:30,255 How nice, he dressed you wearing gallish clothes for once. 1057 01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,760 Great, the sarcasm"s started. 1058 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:37,637 I dressed as a Roman in order to catch the enemy by surprise! 1059 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:38,648 Exactly! 1060 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:42,225 Hey! We are gauls! No civilization at the dinner table! 1061 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,267 Traitor! 1062 01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:44,769 Who is a traitor? 1063 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,145 Intolerable, we are! 1064 01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:47,407 Wait, no... 1065 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,148 Irresponsible! 1066 01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:51,491 Yes! 1067 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:54,407 That's not right either. Irreplaceable? Inflexible? Irritable...? 1068 01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:24,700 I told him straight: Give us the last word or we'll strike. 1069 01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:28,829 Right, show's over! Ave!